"Wow"I can't believe were going to play paintball in a huge forest here we are"
"so you guys will be on low pressure
"and 3,2,1 GO
"Bob come on" i'm almost pooing my pants and i'm alone, I am really scared now and "BANG, SPLAT" that was the sound of a paintball hitting the tree.

"Crap, that was close, hay look there's Steve,
"BANG, BANG, haha got you "
"owww that hurt"let's keep moving.

Wow this is a huge forest, maybe I should climb the tree.This tree is awesome, oohh look there's Bob, die Bob "BANG, BANG goy him again right people times up"
"lets play again next week".

1 Week Later:Let's do this, this is going to be way better because it is like down town London, but war zone like, "3,2,1 GO, i'm going to the double decker bus.
"who's there
"sup"
"what are you doing"
"playing paintball
"what about you"
"same"
"lets go shot some peep's"
"ok by"said Rory.

Ok now i'm alone and i'm in a old telefone box, and its awesome its like the real thing, lets keep moving
"ooww that real hurt, right in the thigh"
"yes"
"was that you Bob"
"maybe", ok so this not the place to be.  OMG is that Big Ben"I think it is"
"sup Steve"
"sup
"i,m going to Big BenI said
"good luck"
"thanks", it's only about 50 meters from where i am and its so tall
"Bang Bang"
"WTF where did that come from, must have been the bunker" so many stairs
"CRACK"
"SMASH" glass shatters
"who's there" i yell, nothing but echo's.
"BANG BANG " went my gun
"damn that hurt, i'm out right "
"sure are"i told him, there's the flag, in the ocean, "how am i supposed to get there"
"swim", said Rory
"ok"
as i walk back down the stairs i realise that their is a working elevator,
"BANG BANG" two of the opposite team got shot at the door,
"thanks Rory".

As I put my gun down and strip to my undies I realise that it's 200m to the flag, I dive in and the water is as cold as the ice challenge.
"BANG BANG"
are they shooting at me?
"BANG BANG" almost there,
"YES, YES, YES WE WIN, WE WIN".